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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i don't plan on having that self control this summer

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• (315): View more from New York

  I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.

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  Feel free to use me as a reference.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  drinks after work?

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  that question mark offends me.

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• (631): View more from New York

  It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

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