I don't think brook has ever known best
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my being single is dangerous.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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