with your own penis?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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