How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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