I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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