I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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