I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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