Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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