Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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