So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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