Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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