that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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