We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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