Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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