isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I could fuck to npr.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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