Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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