I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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