ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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