Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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go home
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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