Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
