even my farts smell like vagina
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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