You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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