If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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