Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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