Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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