what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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