So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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