god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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