Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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