either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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