i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just come out here and I will go home with you...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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