Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
