Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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