someone get that fucking seahorse.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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