So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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