he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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