He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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