I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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