I think i peed on brittanys purse
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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