So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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