Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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