but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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