apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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