I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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