TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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