I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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