Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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