adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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