quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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