she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So I just went to clothing optional bar
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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