if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
