just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
