Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Let's paint friendship bongs
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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