No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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